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Grim Grinning Gamers
- by Shad0(sung to Disney's Grim Grinning Ghosts) When the the text looks strange on your own web sites, And your bees get hit with varroa mites, Countless clues materialize, Then all at once, before your eyes, Grim grinning gamers come to socialize. As corrupted pictures come into view, Noobs arrive chanting "Halo 2!" Xbox fans of every size All begin to vocalize. Grim grinning gamers come to socialize. Now don't try to post what has just been said, Or a ton of trout may fall on your head. And don't suggest that these AIs Are just Cortana in disguise. Grim grinning gamers come to socialize. When the screen is dark, and the hour is late, And it's been three weeks since the last update, The air is filled with endless sighs, As restless spirits theorize. Grim grinning gamers come to socialize. If you can't remember your roommate's name, Just repeat "This Is Not a Game." You will feel your spirits rise When it's finally time to metastasize. Grim grinning gamers come to socialize. (With abject apologies to Buddy Baker (original music) and F. Xavier Atencio (original lyrics)) - Shad0 << back to ilovebees |